Fuck First Care After embroidered black pouch on a soft chair
Fuck First Care After embroidered La Cortigiana pouch held in hand
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Fuck First. Care After. Aftercare Ritual Kit

59.00

A little ritual for everything that comes after.

The La Cortigiana Aftercare Ritual Kit gathers intimate care, soothing body essentials and a private digital aftercare experience inside our embroidered “FUCK FIRST. CARE AFTER.” pouch.

For slow mornings, intense nights and the moments when taking care of each other matters as much as everything that came before.

Fuck First. Care After.

Some nights deserve a softer ending.

The La Cortigiana Aftercare Ritual Kit is made for the moments after intimacy, when you want to clean up, soothe the skin, slow down and take care of yourself or each other.

Everything comes together inside a reusable black La Cortigiana pouch embroidered in deep red with:

FUCK FIRST.
CARE AFTER.

Inside is a selected set of simple aftercare essentials, together with access to a private F-Lab Aftercare Ritual created specifically for this kit.

Inside the kit

Pure Aloe Vera Gel

A light, soothing gel for refreshing and hydrating the skin after a long or intense night.

Shea Butter

Rich, nourishing care for dry or sensitive skin when you want something softer and more comforting.

Intimate Cleansing Tabs

Compact single-use tabs for gentle external intimate cleansing. Presented inside a small black satin pouch.

La Cortigiana Massage Oil

A small massage essential presented in our signature illustrated La Cortigiana tin, for slowing down, reconnecting and extending the ritual beyond the bedroom.

Aftercare Ritual

A card gives you access to an exclusive digital F-Lab experience created for this box.

Follow the ritual together or on your own: slow down, check in, reconnect and decide what you need next.

More than a collection of products

Aftercare is not about fixing the night. It is about what happens when the excitement is over.

A glass of water. A few quiet minutes. Touch without expectation. Asking how someone feels. Taking care of sensitive skin. Staying close, or giving each other space.

The F-Lab ritual turns the contents of the kit into a small experience rather than simply a collection of cosmetics.

No rules. No performance. Just a reminder:

Fuck first. Care after.

The pouch

The entire set comes inside a reusable black fabric cosmetic pouch with deep red La Cortigiana embroidery.

Keep it beside the bed, pack it for a weekend away, or refill it with your own essentials when the original products are finished.

Designed and assembled by La Cortigiana in Italy.

Kit

Aftercare ritual essentials

Packaging

Black embroidered "FUCK FIRST. CARE AFTER." pouch

Digital experience

Private F-Lab Aftercare Ritual access

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